February 2012
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I put pretty porn on my tumblr! *feels audacious* <3
I showed you, heteronormative ideas of feminine behaviour.
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I don’t know anything with certainty, but seeing the stars makes me dream.
– Vincent Van Gogh (via forbiddenalleys)
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Silas/Nobody Fic by eudaimon →
Honourably, they guard the borders of things. They do their best. They never do enough.
A thing to remember: his body was always a border.
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Finished The Graveyard Book.
Feel strong need to find Silas and Nobody slash. Am terrible person. <3
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"I want you below me, cradling, needing,...
Fucking D and his fucking word play. Why do I always get all shivery for eloquence? Sweet, sticky orgasms. Beautiful.
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Happy day eating hand-picked blackberries, reading...
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That's what Zelda said.
Me: I still have to blow on the Ocarina of Time a lot when I play that though.
Chris: That's what she said.
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Slutty Unicorn
Me: I ate grass once in the playground when I was little. Because I wanted to be a unicorn, not a girl.
Chris: I could believe that.
Me: But then grass tasted so awful I was like, "Fuck being a unicorn, I'll be a slut." And they all lived happily ever after.
Chris: Why can't you just be a slutty unicorn?
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Sailor Moon Potato Gun
Me: My Nintendo has Poké Balls on the sides. And a Blastoise. And a Poliwhirl. It's fucking badass.
Chris: Are we having one of those conversations? DO YOOOOOOOOOU have a Sailor Moon brand potato gun with glitter?
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Ghost Penis-Wizard
Me: You've already gone through the penis ones, you'd be like the penis-wizard at it, that would be unfair to all the other penis racers, like picking Boo in those supposedly 'pure luck' Mario Party battle races where he always fucks everyone up and all the other players secretly hate you until you get drunk later.
Chris: Well, that's officially the first time I've ever been described as a ghost penis-wizard.
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Fantastic night with Alyssa, filled with lingerie,...
I’m afraid I’ll take the empowered, beautiful bitches of Chicago over passive, teary love interests any night. <3
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